I See You, Archie

I love Archie, really. I love it even more when it's trying to be current. Now that Avatar is out on BLURAY and dvd, the kids at Riverdale are finally catching it at the local Bijou. Also, Archie thinks a 3D experience involves more than just sight. Archie, you nincompoop, this isn't Disney Hollywood Studios; what made you think this was 4D?