And so comes May 2000 and the end of fifth grade. (OK, that may have been early June, but my June post has too much going on already, so let's say it was May)
My teachers liked to make the last week of school a "summer camp" for our mixed 4th/5th-grade class. This year's theme was based around a popular book series whose fourth entry was coming that summer and for which a movie had been announced - indeed, several classmates told me I should audition, despite me pointing out that casting calls were specifically in England. I speak, of course, of Harry Potter.

I was "sorted" into Gryffindor (we drew random names out of a bucket, I got Oliver Wood), and was completely at sea: I'd never read these books, though it seemed everyone else had, or at least enough for there to be a class debate over how to pronounce "Hermione." It was certainly a boon for Gigi, who had been partially raised in England and so became our in-house expert on how English schools with their houses and prefects worked. We even played a version of Quidditch where I had to be the "Keeper", and seeing as I already had no clue what was going on with actual sports, my memory of this made-up one was me standing in front of the three hula hoops and just kind of...staring. No idea what was going on.
The thing is, I wasn't allowed to read Harry Potter. There was a very short period where my family's Adventism kept such things at bay, the fear at the time being that the youth would be seduced into turning away from God and Christ by the Trojan horse of reading. My family's partaking in this kind of thinking lasted only a year, maybe, and was pretty much undone by my paternal grandmother gifting me The Goblet of Fire at Christmas. When my mom herself saw the first movie at home, there was a bit of a, "This is what people were worried about?" reaction - what was so wrong with an imaginative work where good triumphs over evil?
But that was later. I'm talking about the year 2000, where this was happening at the movies: