Showing posts with label Piranha 3D. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Piranha 3D. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Semi-Finalists: Fifteen Beauties of 2010

I still stand by my calling 2010 the most mediocre and disappointing film year I've experienced, but I've always been known among friends and family as "liking every movie". While that's not true at all (clearly), I have a lot of love in my heart for all kinds of cinema, and I think my Top 25 reflects that. What's so significant about this year is, more than ever, the "Oscar" films were truly incredible, so much so that I've spent three days trying to decide what to put here and what to put on the Top Ten. Five different films have filled in that Number Eleven spot, and we could very well wind up with a Precious situation.

(Last year, Precious made it to Number 22 of my Top 25; a second viewing a couple weeks before the Oscars had me rooting for it to sweep. Since then, it's joined my private pantheon of Greatest Movies of All Time.)

I regret not having room for Letters to Juliet, Shutter Island or Rabbit Hole, but this list reflects my feelings as of this last week. In the years, months, weeks to come, it may completely change, but for now, it's an interesting time capsule. Without further ado, 25-11 of my Top 25 of the Year.

25. The American
A beautiful, meditative, quiet film. George Clooney always finds a new way to break my heart, but this movie's finale may be his most effective. Good on Anton Corbijn, who made his feature debut with the equally moving Control in 2007, for evoking a long dormant form of filmmaking.

24. 127 Hours
Cathartic and claustrophobic, devastating and uplifting. A.R. Rahman's score impressed me, but of course it was James Franco who really delivered, anchoring the film with his transformation from smug to survival.

23. The Last Exorcism
Those final images still haunt me. See it for the career-making (in a perfect world) performances by Patrick Fabian and Ashley Bell. See it for the eerie storytelling. See it for scares not induced by sudden shocks or an intrusive score. A welcome addition to the horror genre, and to my favorite sub-genre.

22. Toy Story 3
(Number Twenty-Four on 25 Most Anticipated)
Ok, so they tease you with ruminations of mortality before a deus ex machina. But it's still an impressively mature study of maturation, letting go, moving on, giving to the next generation. If that doesn't sell you on it, maybe a little Michael Keaton as Ken will.

21. Inception
(Number Fourteen on 25 Most Anticipated)
Breathtaking action sequences, certainly. Maybe few characters are fleshed-out in the script, but I rarely noticed during the runtime. Ellen Page is underrated, Tom Hardy steals most of the show, Marion Cotillard gets the most developed female role in Nolan's canon and nails it. It helps that she has a striking, haunting beauty, of course. Hans Zimmer's score was a high point of a the year.

20. How to Train Your Dragon
It just moved me in unexpected ways. Certainly, the boy and his dragon story is magical, but I see this as a film about the relationship between father and son. First and foremost. The dragon is really a MacGuffin.

19. The Karate Kid
No, no I did not expect to love this as much as I do (I know Andrew K is befuddled). What can I say, though? Jaden Smith has a promising career ahead of him. Jackie Chan won me back. James Horner still delivers like the old-school epic composers. Oooh, that finale at the tournament was suspenseful, too!

18. Burlesque
(Number One on 25 Most Anticipated)
Guilty pleasure alert! Am I saying that Burlesque is a better movie than Inception and Toy Story 3? Well...as strange as it sounds, I think Burlesque boasts some of the better-developed, most three-dimensional characters of the year. The dialogue may not clue you in to it, but any movie that recognizes that people aren't evil because they have different interests is all right by me. Cher and Tucci: that's a combo that bears repeating.

17. The Ghost Writer
(Number Twenty-Two on 25 Most Anticipated)

Pulp without irony! Refreshing! The cast wisely plays it straight, especially the strong turn by Pierce Brosnan, but writer-director Polanski, writer Robert Harris and composer Alexandre Desplat all clue you in. Of course it's over the top; it's a paperback thriller that refuses to apologize for being so awesome.

16. Piranha 3D
Great fun! Takes advantage of the 3D trend while spoofing it. Christopher Lloyd, a nude underwater ballet, and gore galore.

15. Winter's Bone
It's a casual thriller, in that the tale is suspenseful, but delivered in a non-sensational, this-is-how-it-is fashion. Jennifer Lawrence's engaging lead performance is already doing wonders for her. John Hawkes and Dale Dickey do not disappoint as her protector and antagonist, respectively, though Dickey especially is unforgettable, layering her character with surprising sympathy. Oh, yes, and the score and the cinematography and Debra Granik is a great director.

14. The Kids Are All Right
Lisa Cholodenko's study of a modern American family. There may be two moms, but they go through all the same trials and tribulations as any normal family. We've all been reading about The Bening's performance, and deservedly so, but the ensemble as a whole enchants: Ruffalo, Wasikowska, Hutcherson and especially Moore. Funny and relatable.

13. The Runaways
(Number Fifteen on 25 Most Anticipated)
Flawed, yes, but there is beauty in its imperfection. It's a dirty little punk boasting an arty sensibility and a stunning visual palette courtesy cinematographer Benoit Debie. The absence of Michael Shannon's name in this year's awards conversation is a travesty: is there a more magnetic and intimidating performance this year?

12. Blue Valentine
Love turns to resentment in this tragic yet strong debut from Derek Cianfrance, who worked with Williams and Gosling for years before filming began. The dedication shows. It hurts to watch, but I don't regret a moment of it. Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams are painfully real in their portrait of both an enthusiastic courtship and a crumbling marriage. Painfully. There are some sexy moments that play real (did he really...?), some bitter moments that ring too true. It's a downer emotionally, but as far as what it means for cinema, I couldn't be happier.

11. Get Low
I'm a huge fan of Robert Duvall, and if I ruled the world, he would have won his first two Oscars (Melvyn Douglas? Really?). Here, he gives what I consider his crowning achievement, career-best work that climaxes in an emotional final monologue. It's a slow burn, a comfortable mystery and character piece. Sissy Spacek broke my heart; Bill Murray gives more layers than you realize. Just perfectly-executed.

Tomorrow, my full Top Ten of '10, in alphabetical order. Because if it was ranked, there's no suspense at the Hollmann Awards.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Current State of Mind...

Finally updated the Top Ten in the sidebar, to reflect my mind of now. In what order are these? Alphabetical, and no more than that.



By the way, the last time I updated that sidebar was May, and the last time I did one of these posts was July.

Monday, August 23, 2010

The Water's Just Fine

When I did theatre, one of my teachers spoke to us about a production of Equus in which she appeared. She played Jill, the girl smitten with disturbed stableboy Alan Strang, and if you know the play, then you know that there's a sex scene in it. My teacher was nervous about going full nude on stage, it being her first time revealing herself in such a way to the public. To ease her into it, the director came up with a brilliant idea: the entire cast (they remain on stage throughout the show) would go nude, taking part in a wondrous spectacle my teacher called "The Nude Ballet".

I didn't really know quite what a nude ballet would look like. Hell, I hadn't given much thought to my teacher's story since the '08 Broadway revival of Equus starring Daniel Radcliffe. Nevertheless, somewhere between a beer bottle causing an earthquake and Adam Scott shooting fish while atop a jet ski, Piranha 3D made damn sure that not only would I get to see a nude ballet, but it would be underwater, set to the "Lakme-Flower Duet" and feature Kelly Brook and Riley Steele. The strangest thing? It doesn't even feel exploitative. It doesn't even feel unnecessary, for Piranha 3D is a film that's already promised viewers "Sea, Sex and Blood" (French tagline), and when you have Brook and Steele playing ex-pole dancers starring in a Wild Wild Girls video, not having them naked would be cheating the audience. The context, the tone, the music and cinematographer John R. Leonetti make this sequence hilarious, sexy and -- surprisingly enough -- beautiful, almost poetic.

If ever there was a film that knew what it was, Piranha 3D is it. It wallows in its buckets of blood. It ogles the bare breasts on display unashamedly. It laughs with the audience without condescension or winking. This is a film that knows how to balance humor and horror. Are you a laughing because it's funny, or because you're appalled and don't know how to react? The answer is yes! A girl is torn in half! A propellor is used as a weapon! 3D vomiting! Elisabeth Shue in a sheriff uniform!

The ensemble? What an ensemble! Adam Scott gets too little screentime as a seismologist who leaps into action, but he also plays his role perfectly -- he's in on the joke, but he resists mugging. Jerry O'Connell plays the director of a topless girls on vacation series called Wild Wild Girls (sound familiar?); while his role is coked-up, manic, sleazy, and played to the hilt...he also resists mugging. In a just world, he'd be getting supporting actor buzz. I'm serious. A man who commits to a character and tone the way he does deserves recognition. Kelly Brook is the slut with a heart of gold, Jessica Szohr the good girl experimenting with going bad, Steven R. McQueen the requisite teen male lead. And, of course, there's Christopher Lloyd as crazy fish expert Mr. Goodman. Every line delivery is bonkers and genius. My God, I can't believe they actually got everyone in on the joke! I can't believe how great everyone is in this!

Scratch that. I can't believe how great everything is in this. Not only does this movie have balls...it chomps them up and spits them out at you. In glorious 3D!