Casting Coup Week: Chinatown

I was lucky when I first saw Chinatown: the final twenty minutes, among the most famous in all of cinema, was completely unknown to me. So I had the dropped jaw, the sinking feeling, the lump in the throat, all of it from the get-go. That was in high school. The second time I saw it, last year...same thing. Maybe not the dropped jaw, but there was still an awful sadness. Chinatown is a movie that's a lot of fun, until it takes you through the wringer. Yet so expertly executed is this, you have to return. You can't forget it; it's Chinatown.

A co-worker of mine asked me what it was about. I said I couldn't tell him, it would spoil everything. But if you really want to know and haven't seen it: it's about a private eye who gets a job photographing his client's husband with another woman. However, his client is just impersonating the real wife, the husband winds up dead, and the fraud disappears. The private eye investigates, and the audience is treated to noir, a history lesson, and social injustice. Despite the abundant humor and hot romance, it is a Downer of a film.

But of course: it's Roman Polanski, who received his first nomination for Best Director with this film (Coppola won for The Godfather: Part II). Polanski, who was previously nominated in Best Adapted Screenplay for Rosemary's Baby, is not famous for his hopeful, Love Conquers All endings. Interestingly, Chinatown's famous ending is all Polanski, as screenwriter Robert Towne wanted a more upbeat finale. Towne also didn't want to excise any of his original 300+-page manuscript, which had a sprawling ensemble and a more episodic structure. They fought and argued, argued and fought; they compromised, and we have the Chinatown as we know it today: a perfect movie with a perfect screenplay.

Towne was the only winner of the bunch, for Original Screenplay. In addition to his win and Polanski's nod, Chinatown was nominated for Best Actor (Jack Nicholson), losing to Harry & Tonto's Art Carney; Best Actress (Faye Dunaway), losing to Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore's Ellen Burstyn; Best Sound, losing to Earthquake; Best Editing (Sam O'Steen) and Best Cinematography (John A. Alonzo), losing to The Towering Inferno; Best Costume Design (Anthea Sylbert), losing to The Great Gatsby; and Best Art Direction, Best Original Score (Jerry Goldsmith), and Best Picture of the Year, losing to The Godfather: Part II. It's ok, Chinatown; I like you more than all those others.

So if I love it, and if it's considered by many to be perfect just the way it is, why even suggest a different cast? Because we can!

KHAN

Who is He: The Mulwrays' faithful manservant, he sees everything and says nothing.

Originally played by:

James Hong (Big Trouble in Little China, Mulan)

My Choice:

Chin Han (The Dark Knight, Contagion)

IDA SESSIONS

Who is She: The mysterious woman who poses as Evelyn Mulwray, asking Jake Gittes to catch her husband in an infidelity. When she is revealed to be a fraud, she suddenly disappears...

Originally played by: Academy Award/Golden Globe Nominee for Best Supporting Actress (Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Wild at Heart, Rambling Rose), BAFTA Award Winner for Best Supporting Actress (Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore)

Diane Ladd (Ghosts of Mississippi, Primary Colors)

My Choice:

Katie Finneran (Night of the Living Dead, Firehouse Dog)

HOLLIS MULWRAY

Who is He: Chief engineer for LA Department of Water and Power, opposed to the building of a new dam, former business partner of Noah Cross, husband of Evelyn, dead man.

Originally played by:

Darrell Zwerling (TV's The Boy in the Plastic Bubble, And Justice for All)

My Choice:

John Hodgman (Coraline, "Bored to Death")

RUSS YELBURTON

Who is He: Acting head of the Department of Water and Power, secretive and snobbish.

Originally played by:

John Hillerman (At Long Last Love, "Magnum, P.I.")

My Choice:

Christian Clemenson (Broadcast News, J. Edgar)

He can play that snooty, entitled suit well -- haven't you ever watched "The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr."?

LT. LOU ESCOBAR

Who is He: Homicide detective, an old acquaintance of Jake's. Doesn't always see the big picture, doesn't always like Jake, but he seems like a smart guy who respects a pro.

Originally played by:

Perry Lopez (Che!, The Two Jakes)

My Choice:

Cliff Curtis (Whale Rider, Runaway Jury)

NOAH CROSS

Who is He: Wealthy and influential landowner. A humorous gentleman, but scarily powerful. Concerned about the whereabouts of Katherine Cross, who was seen with Mulwray before he was found dead.

Originally played by: Hollmann Award/BAFTA Award Nominee for Best Supporting Actor (Chinatown)Academy Award Winner for Best Director and Best Screenplay (The Treasure of the Sierra Madre), Golden Globe Winner for Best Director (The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Prizzi's Honor) and Best Supporting Actor (The Cardinal), WGA Award Winner for Best American Western (The Treasure of the Sierra Madre)

John Huston (Myra Breckinridge, The Visitor)

My Choice: Academy Award Winner for Best Actor (Philadelphia, Forrest Gump), BAFTA Award Nominee for Best Actor (Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Cast Away), Golden Globe Winner for Best Actor - Drama & Musical/Comedy (Big, Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Cast Away), SAG Award Winner for Best Actor (Forrest Gump) and Best Ensemble (Apollo 13)

Tom Hanks (Road to Perdition, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close)

He's like America's Dad, and he's as great a dramatic actor as he is a comedic one. Just imagine that last scene -- or any scene, really -- with Tom Hanks. It'd be completely different from John Huston's, which is a good thing; why would you want everything to be exactly the same? It'd easily be one of his best performances.

EVELYN CROSS MULWRAY

Who is She: Hollis's wife, Noah's daughter. Her secrets and lies get Jake suspicious of her,  and her beauty and vulnerbaility get him into bed with her. But the secret she'd holding tightest to is the darkest of all...

Originally played by: Hollmann Award Nominee for Best Actress (Chinatown), Academy Award/Golden Globe Winner for Best Actress [Drama] (Network), BAFTA Award Nominee for Best Actress (Chinatown, Network)

Faye Dunaway (Little Big Man, Mommie Dearest)

My Choice:

Christina Hendricks (Life as We Know It, Drive)

If "Mad Men"'s Joan Harris and Drive's Blanche don't convince you, what in the world will? She's beautiful, she can do period, she can do noir, she tears your heart out with her silences. She's perfect for Evelyn.

JAKE GITTES

Who is He: A former cop with a past (of course), now a private eye with a problem: his last client wasn't who she said she was. To protect his rep, he's on the case to find out who really hired him, and why. He'll uncover an underbelly even darker and more complicated than anything he found in his last turf: Chinatown.

Originally played by: Hollmann Award Winner for Best Supporting Actor (The Departed), Academy Award Winner for Best Actor (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, As Good As It Gets) and Best Supporting Actor (Terms of Endearment), BAFTA Award Winner for Best Actor (Chinatown & The Last Detail, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest) and Best Supporting Actor (Reds), Golden Globe Winner for Best Actor - Drama & Musical/Comedy (Chinatown, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Prizzi's Honor, As Good As It Gets, About Schmidt) and Best Supporting Actor (Terms of Endearment), SAG Award Winner for Best Actor (As Good As It Gets)

Jack Nicholson (The Raven, How Do You Know?)

My Choice: Academy Award Nominee for Best Supporting Actor (Milk), SAG Award Winner for Best Ensemble (No Country for Old Men)

Josh Brolin (True Grit, Thrashin')

I do think Jake needs to be well-past thirty, old enough for his cynicism and experience. Brolin has a quiet intensity that I like, and a laconic style of humor that fits Gittes well. He'd look good in the suit, too.

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

Best Actor: Josh Brolin

Best Actress: Christina Hendricks

Best Supporting Actor: Tom Hanks, Cliff Curtis, Christian Clemenson

Casting Coup: Ethan Frome

*A Livejournal post, courtesy of the Wayback Machine. Even though I use the word "again" in the first sentence, I believe this is the first time I ever used the phrase Casting Coup Tuesday, a feature that would become my favorite aspect of this blog. Of course, I had to add some new pictures (I was a hot-linking fiend), but otherwise these are untouched, unaltered, uncensored. This was the first Patty C post, P.S.*

It's Casting Coup Tuesday again!

Today, I present my third favorite novel of all time, and my favorite assigned reading from school. By this, I refer to the sexiest book since, I don't know, Atonement maybe:

ETHAN FROME.

THE NARRATOR
Who is He: He bookends the tale for us. Unidentified, so it's like he's us! How exciting!


My Choice: Paul Schneider (Lars and the Real Girl, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford), an everyman's everyman. Totally rocks the following expressions: listening with interest, inner curiosity.


NED HALE
Who is He: One of the guys who lives in Starkfield. Enjoys a healthy, open relationship with Ruth Varnum, and even ends up marrying her. Aww...


My Choice: Sam Rockwell (The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind), who seems like one of those dependable, dorky guys. Like Edward Norton, without the Oscar nom.


RUTH VARNUM
Who is She: Ned Hale's main squeeze, a "refined and educated" woman who freaking loves Ned. Aww...


My Choice: Claudie Blakley (Pride & Prejudice, Gosford Park), who is about as popular on Google Images as she is in America.


ANDREW HALE
Who is He: Ned's Daddy, a builder with barely enough money of his own. Ethan approaches him for a loan, but Andrew is too busy being awesome.


My Choice: Christian Clemenson (Hannah and Her Sisters, an episode of The Golden Girls), who I cast before in The Great Gatsby, because he is a reliable character actor.


DENIS EADY
Who is He: A guy who totally wants to bang Mattie. Totally.


My Choice: Garrett "Is He Gay Or Not" Hedlund (Four Brothers, Death Sentence), whose looks are better than his talent. As this role calls for much staring and little speaking, he's perfect.


MRS. ANDREW HALE
Who is She: Maybe I'm crazy, but I believe she's Andrew Hale's wife. Accidentally guilts Ethan.


My Choice: Academy Award Nominee Patricia Clarkson (Pieces of April, Lars and the Real Girl), the female Christian Clemenson, in that she's dependable, and can do whatever she wants. Does anyone else find her strangely attractive? No? Moving on.


ZENOBIA FROME
Who is She: Named by retarded parents, Zenobia is Ethan's wife, a hypochondriac (maybe) and a bitch (perhaps). Or is this just as Ethan views her? Either way, for a sickly gal, she wears the pants better than anyone else.


My Choice: Academy Award Nominee Emily Watson (Breaking the Waves, Hilary and Jackie). Who better, right?


MATTIE SILVER
Who is She: Zeena's cousin, the complete opposite of Zenobia. She bonds with Ethan, and of course, the two fall scandalously in love.


My Choice: Academy Award Nominee Natalie Portman (Closer, The Darjeeling Limited), and I think everyone can agree that Ethan can be forgiven.


ETHAN FROME
Who is He: One of them tall, dark, handsome guys, sensitive, a nature lover. Deeply spiritual, very quiet.


My Choice: Christian Bale (3:10 to Yuma, Newsies), who apparently is unable to look less than sexified in every picture he takes. I wonder if he and Brad Pitt have a club where they meet in a room full of mirrors and laugh at the normies.