Holy crap, holy crap, excerpt from my new favorite song from Carrie: The Musical:
All we ever do is park,
Then for hours you grope me in the dark.
We would go bowling if you really cared.
Hey, be that way.
Good girls go to Heaven, so they say,
But bad girls, they go everywhere.
How long do you think it took to come up with that? Two hours? Less?
Shall I make this the fourth Casting Coup for the month of May? Readers -- what say ye?